Top Trends On Facebook that MUST be stopped
*Lollz. Yuh look so funy. Meh n yew togeda 4eva.~~ Mah QT pi. Im da kewlest prsn evah.^ bcus i dun no how 2 spel nethin. i faild kindrgrten.@ i turnd out jus fine. yew hav no imaginasan. yu suk. diz pic iz so cute, sw8t <3
When aren't correct spellings good enough anymore?
* Xyz Abc : Its a beautiful day :)
Xyz Abc like this
Liking your own status/ profile picture.
Seriously? Correct me if Im wrong, but you put up your status and DP. Therefore its kind of obvious that you will like it, isnt it?!
* Ever heard of the phrase 'Too much information'?
Some people have no regard for their own privacy. They feel its okay to put up their mobile numbers and other such information. Its so stupid when people on social networks share every single detail of their lives through statuses. "Eating pasta...yummmy :)" "Out of toilet paper. Damn." "Lost half a kg. On my way to a super model body!" "He took me to Moets. We are so in love." "Stepped on horse poop. Atleast it was warm."
You get the drift, right? Okay firstly: NOBODY CARES. Trust me, people wont give a tiny rat's ass. Secondly, I have seen enough Castle/ Criminal Minds/ Bones episodes to know how dangerous revealing a lot of information on the net can be. I mean, Cyber Stalkers are really dangerous and feed on such people. Its also plain stupid to add people you dont know as friends just to have more fb friends. It can lead to annoying and lewd comments and wall posts and messages. Its quite unsafe to give random people access to your pictures and statuses, and well, basically, your life.
*Heavily edited pictures
Okay, we all need to give our photos an extra "oomph". We'd look pretty ugly otherwise. I speak on behalf of all those people out there who arent photogenic. But cmon, some pics are edited to such an extent that you cant even recognise the people in it anymore.
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| Could you recognise the girl on the right as Priyanka Chopra? (Yes. That is an eyeball in the corner.) |
"Hi abc, my name is xyz. I would like to get to know you better. can i have your numbers? Can we to be fraands? "
No shit face, we cannot to be fraands.
"Stepped on horse poop, atleast it was warm"
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see? this is the reason why i like your blog. you write sense with amazing humour!
and babe i couldn't agree more!
absolutely true and very well written,
you go girl! :)
Super Like! =D
ReplyDelete@Nil: Awwww, thanks a lot :D I guess we all have the same complaints against FB :/
ReplyDelete@Ujjwal: Thanks! ^_^
I don't agree on the Too much info thing. Cause it's my profile and I can post whatever i want. If people don't like it they should not read naa? :P
ReplyDeleteOther things- Like yeaahhhhh. Oh god, is that really priyanka chopra? Woah :|
Shit face? Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today :P
ReplyDelete@ Kuhu: Its not about others liking it, but a matter of safety! But, yeah,i guess it is their choice!
ReplyDelete@Sam: Hahaha...no yaar! Just irritated by such people!
Ah, thank you so much for writing this. Some dumbasses for sure need to read this. And learn a lesson. ;)
ReplyDeletePS: Sharing the link on twitter!
agreed with koo :P
ReplyDelete@Arjit: Thanks! YEs, i do hope those crazy people read this :P
ReplyDelete@Chocolate Lover: Yeah! I guess she does have a point :)
I LOVE THIS :D
ReplyDeleteBut I say stuff like ' lolz,kewl, watevz' to piss people off =P
haha!this stuff is bloody awesome :DD
ReplyDeleteyou go girl !!
Lawl, thanks! :D
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