Top Trends On Facebook that MUST be stopped
*Lollz. Yuh look so funy. Meh n yew togeda 4eva.~~ Mah QT pi. Im da kewlest prsn evah.^ bcus i dun no how 2 spel nethin. i faild kindrgrten.@ i turnd out jus fine. yew hav no imaginasan. yu suk. diz pic iz so cute, sw8t <3
When aren't correct spellings good enough anymore?
* Xyz Abc : Its a beautiful day :)
Xyz Abc like this
Liking your own status/ profile picture.
Seriously? Correct me if Im wrong, but you put up your status and DP. Therefore its kind of obvious that you will like it, isnt it?!
* Ever heard of the phrase 'Too much information'?
Some people have no regard for their own privacy. They feel its okay to put up their mobile numbers and other such information. Its so stupid when people on social networks share every single detail of their lives through statuses. "Eating pasta...yummmy :)" "Out of toilet paper. Damn." "Lost half a kg. On my way to a super model body!" "He took me to Moets. We are so in love." "Stepped on horse poop. Atleast it was warm."
You get the drift, right? Okay firstly: NOBODY CARES. Trust me, people wont give a tiny rat's ass. Secondly, I have seen enough Castle/ Criminal Minds/ Bones episodes to know how dangerous revealing a lot of information on the net can be. I mean, Cyber Stalkers are really dangerous and feed on such people. Its also plain stupid to add people you dont know as friends just to have more fb friends. It can lead to annoying and lewd comments and wall posts and messages. Its quite unsafe to give random people access to your pictures and statuses, and well, basically, your life.
*Heavily edited pictures
Okay, we all need to give our photos an extra "oomph". We'd look pretty ugly otherwise. I speak on behalf of all those people out there who arent photogenic. But cmon, some pics are edited to such an extent that you cant even recognise the people in it anymore.
|Could you recognise the girl on the right as Priyanka Chopra?|
(Yes. That is an eyeball in the corner.)
"Hi abc, my name is xyz. I would like to get to know you better. can i have your numbers? Can we to be fraands? "
No shit face, we cannot to be fraands.